Dan: 
A-B-C-D-E-F-[bad word] on over here play with me,
My momma,
She even bought me a Wii.
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Only in the toilet
Just like me
Don’t sprinkle
When you tinkle.

Aja:
All the boys and the girls all playing tag 
And patty cake jump rope, capture the flag.
Dan:
I don’t want any part of that, 
I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass.

Together:

Aja: 
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K

Aja:
L-M-N-O-P

Dan:
Hi my name is Danny,
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.

Aja: I’ll always love you,
I will protect you.
And I’ll tuck you in at night.

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Dan:
Q-R-S-T-U
And me, no girls allowed they all got cooties
Circle dot dot, 
That’s the cootie shot.
V-W-X-Y and Z
Why’s the lunch lady always winking at me,
She’s got a moustache,
That grows like a tree.

Aja:
All the boys and the girls [bad word] on over,
Play kickball hopscotch and red rover.

Dan: 
I don’t want any part of that I’m a
Hit betty sue with my baseball bat.

Together:

Dan:
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.

Aja: I’ll always love you,
I will protect you.
And I’ll tuck you in at night.

Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.

Aja:
Don’t be afraid of me,
I’m just a sweet cootie.
And I will love you till the end of time.

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Dan:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
Daddy told me there’s no girls in heaven,
Hallelujah.
There’s only G.I Joes.
8-9-10-11-12-13,
Mrs. Jacobson’s got a head like a bean,
I wonder,
If it rains will it grow.

Aja:
In class pass notes on Valentine’s.
All the girl’s and the boy’s all makin’ eyes.

Together:

Aja:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K

Dan: 
I don’t know what you’re talkin’ ‘bout. 
If I catch your eye I’m a poke it out.

Aja: L-M-N-O-P

Dan:
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.

Aja: I’ll always love you,
I will protect you.
And I’ll tuck you in at night.

Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.

Aja:
Don’t be afraid of me,
I’m just a sweet cootie.
And I will love you till the end of time.