In a land that's shrouded mostly in a fog
Split in two by a dividing bog -
This is where our tale of fear starts...

Fighting for our victory is our champion.
Caitlyn removes her tampion
From the barrel of her modded rifle! 

Little does she know that skulking in the fog
Rolling right through the dividing bog
Is a creature to be deeply feared

Caitlyn's partner is a man named Taric
This time he's quite the maverick
As he turns tail he begins [bad word] away.

Like a thunder ball with red eyes
Must be moving at the speed of light
He's like a frog catching flies
Oh [bad word] Rammus

Like a thunder ball with red eyes
Must be moving at the speed of light
He's like a frog catching flies
Oh [bad word] Rammus
Oh [bad word] Rammus

OKAY
OKAY
OKAY
His name is Rammus

Ohh Caitlyn didn't stand a chance.
Taric, why'd you not buy wards?

As the ground begins to shake
Powerballing toward the drake
Team morale begins to break
Oh, [bad word] Rammus

Like a thunder ball with red eyes
Must be moving at the speed of light
He's like a frog catching flies
Oh [bad word] Rammus

OKAY
OKAY
OKAY
His name is Rammus

Ohh blue team didn't stand a chance.
Taric, why'd you not buy wards?

Rammus armored armordillo
when your [bad word] is far to slow X4

You die....