I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous an [bad word]  cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band,
dude. And I think everybody's got a [bad word] problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with
me after the show.
 [bad word] 

Because,
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

(Eminem)
So I get off stage right?
Drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like,
'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.'
They're all like,
'Oh my God it's him!
Becky Oh my [bad word] God it's Eminem!
I swear to [bad word] God dude, you [bad word] rock
Please Marshall please, let me suck your [bad word] '
And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
ESPECIALLY WHEN I DR?1?P THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS
All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight It's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be
This rockstar [bad word] is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me
Because these
 [bad word] 
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
My band, my band
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!

(Swifty)
You just want to see a [bad word] backwards dontcha?
Hey man [bad word] we dont rap on Protools?
And smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
Don't want my autograph you's a liar
No I'm Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva)
And what the [bad word] is wrong with our dressing room?
Cuz our [bad word] is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, Its simple but
All I did, was read [bad word] Simins book
So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back

(Kuniva & Kon Artis)
K:Look at little punk [bad word]  thinkin he the [bad word] KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics
K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Eminem:No, I had an interview
Not you dude
K:You gon be late for sound check
KA:Man, I ain't goin to sound check
K:But our mics are screwed up
KA:And his always sound best
You know what man? Ima say som'm
K:Aiyo Em!
Eminem:YOU GOT SOM'M TO SAY?
KA:Man, nothin
K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?
KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up
You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew
K:Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!)
 [bad word] 

(Proof)
They say the lead singers hot
But the group is not
Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks
Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut him mike off when the music starts
Eminem:AIYO ITS-
Proof:Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear 'HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!'
We in a band [bad word] 
We don't play [bad word] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
Of these guys actin funny over area codes
Eminem:Proof carry my bag!
Proof [bad word] carry your own
Can't make it to the stage
security in the way
Fans:WHO THE [bad word] ARE YOU? WHERE'S OBIE AND DRE?

(Bizarre)
Goddamnit Im sick of this group
Its time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps
til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose yourself video (I was in the back)
Superman video (I was in the back)
For the media, I got some suggestions [bad word] Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who is D12,