I‘ve got a leg, It‘s made out of wood
I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude
When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball
It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall
couple of drinks, to dull the pain
I stood up on my leg and began to fight again
When all of a sudden, can you believe
cannonball hit me in the other knee

AGGGHH YOU SPANISH [bad word] 

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg

Now both of my legs, are made of wood
The future‘s looking grim, it doesn‘t seem good
So I drink all day and I drink all night
I get really [bad word] and get into a fight
With a samurai guy with ninja skills
He beats me up til i‘m nearly killed
I ask him for mercy, do me no harm
But the [bad word] chops off both my arms

AGGGHH YOU JAPANESE [bad word] 

Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden arm
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg