Piracy‘s a crime, and crime doesn‘t pay
And we go home poor at the end of the day
But I‘d rather live my life in rags
Than be chained to a desk with a wife that‘s a hag
We live each day like there‘s nothing to lose
But a man has needs, and that need is booze
They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and [bad word] to me!

We are here to drink your beer
And steal [bad word] at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
Cos we are here to drink your beer

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

We‘ve sailed over the seas for wenches and mead
And told great tales of the huntmaster‘s deeds
The quest for a drop of that famous old spiced
Has shown us the wrath of leviathan‘s bite
We went back through time to get [bad word] 
Though we end up shipwrecked having no fun
But heavy metal pirates we must be
So give all your beer and [bad word] to me!

We are here to drink your beer
And steal [bad word] at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
Cos we are here to drink your beer

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!