Paris for president!
At the Palms chillin' with a martini.
Paris for president!
 [bad word] in bikini.

Let me tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the U.S.A.
Incentivize nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade in my hybrid pink Escalade

Paris for president!
Not another old dude cliche
Paris for president!
You can get married if you're straight or if you're [bad word] 

If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig
Make sure that it matches her skin tone
You can [bad word] me with my finger on the button (nucular)
Is a vocabulary don't
Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in closet
Hey! (hey!)

Paris for president!
America should put me in charge
Paris for president!
Look at Bush it can't be that hard

Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean
But when those old dudes kick the bucket
I'll put him the courts to clean,
Then I'll paint the white house pink and move Camp David to maui

Paris for president!
proponent of clean energy
Paris for president!
The real maverick in D.C.

Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police,
Boost the economy with all of the new jobs
Make over lady liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein
Hey!

Paris for president!
Get your cute little butt out there and vote,
Paris for president!
Dispensing beauty tips and hope

Paris for president...
Hey!
Paris for president...
Hey!

I'm Paris Hilton, and I approve this message.