I did some time in Jail, 
I did a crime with Michelle
We stole from fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay

I'm known to smack up a [bad word] 
I got Kool-Aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye

Guns yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.

Hey I just mey you (Ahhh Help! )
No please don't tase me
My Name's Obama
I was born in Haiti

I still get food stamps
I'm just Lazy
I'm still on welfare
So [bad word] you pay me

They Might Arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me

If I get unemployed [bad word] don't phase me
My name's Obama
I roll with Jay-Z

Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?

I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my Neighbors Driveway

I did alotta of [bad word] deals
I killed Osama for Treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And [bad word] his [bad word] sideways
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Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Rocks Weed Meth Heroin
White House garden showin'
What you think I'm growin' Daisies?

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help! )
No It's OK see
My name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti

It's Hard to look White 
Robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU
Don't try to play me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help! )
No please don't mace me
My name's Obama
I dance like Swayze

If you live in Detroit
Yawta Thank me
My name's Obama
I'm Pakistani

Before I came in the White House 
I used to smoke crack 
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black

I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes
And don't talk back

Now the American people
Have a clear choice
WOuld you like to be smacked
With a pimp cane?
Or with the 
Back of my hand?

It's hard to look white
WHen I'm Smackin' Ladies
So it's no wonder
Ya'll crackers hate me

Hey I just met you (AHHH Help! )
And this is crazy
I stealed your Hummer
And throwed your baby

Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say see
My name's Obama
Chicken is tasty

Before I came in the WHite House 
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black

If all you haters don't like me 
Lick my ballsack
Ya'll haters fall back
So [bad word] you pay me

I mean do we really need another black guy on unemplyment
Right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother 
She is a Typical white person