She's fallen in love with a monster man...
She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

Well it was hot last night at the movie show
I parked my baby in the very last row
We were just makin' love and a-kiddin' around
When the monster appeared with this crazy sound ah haha...

(monster groans)

My baby looked up and mesmerized
And she gave a long moan much to my surprise
Said the monster's the most I'm his number one fan
(Girl): Yes I've fallen in love with this monster man!

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

Now don't think I'm mean or [bad word] 
But the guy's too ugly and hasn't got a brain
With great yellow fangs reaching down to his chin
Why you just wouldn't go where this guy has been haha...

(screams)

He was growin' good hair on top of his lid
Just a crazy kind of mixed-up kid
Then sudden disturbed by a sewin' machine (?)
But my baby-baby said (Girl): Yeah this monster's a dream!

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

Now the monster was weird - just a little unreal
Seemed kinda short of uh [bad word] appeal
He was draggin' his chains and groanin' his groan
Not really a guy that a girl should take home uuh...

(monster groans)

When [bad word] to the scene where the monster should die
My baby broke down and she started to cry
Said 'this monster I love' in a strange kinda whisper
(Girl): He's my kinda guy cuz I'm Dracula's sister!

She's fallen in love with a monster man
She's fallen in love with a monster man

So listen guys who are takin' a wife
This could be your girl [bad word] for your life haha... [bad word] for your [bad word] ..