Metal letters, Lions Gate. 
Clouds in background dissipate. 
Cue black transitional fade. 
It's Daft Punk costume contest day. 
Teleport behind the doors. 
Teleport again once more. 
Daft- not- so- punk if they open doors. 
The crowd demands an encore. 
Don't nod you crazy white boy. 
Hologirl's not as good as blow up toy. 
Worst timing to cut to children. 
Probably should rewrite that joke 
but until then watch the dinnertime 
Hologirl [bad word] a real girl 
and raise her hand. 
'member that one time? 
Flashback: Crackerjack prize. Army cab ride. 
Graffiti warning sign. 
It's dessert time. 
Bless them scouts. 
Girl Scouts are illegal. 
Morgan Freeman faces consequences. 
White Anglo- Saxon Protestants. 
Pull him up the stairs as Katniss 
stares in horror cut for suspense. 
(Oh my gah!) 
If you sneeze on me, 
I'll take a bath with you sometime. 
ACHOO,BOOYAH! 
[hot gasp] 
No, I won't let her. 
If you'd look through my eyes, 
You'd know that those eyes were mine... 
'cause of the blonde hair on the sides.  [bad word] of drama. 
Lady Gaga thinks she has hand puppets. 
Launch some fake fireworks, 
spit some real fire. 
Cop a feel. 
Flamboyant host propose a toast. 
Strike a dramatic pose. 
Things are Catching Fire (like the title) 
Turn. Hold the bird in front of fire (like the movie poster) 
Burn the flag. Cut to: 
Girls talking 'bout boys... that they gonna kill. 
No matter how fast [bad word]  
They're still gonna burn with fiery passion. 
Every Revolution. Hold him [bad word]  
Where'd his shirt go? 
Does she have telekinesis? 
No. Begins with a spark. 
Let's draw on 3. 
1. You cheated! 
Just do it. 
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 
Mockingjay on Sauron's Eye. 
[Eh? Tobuscus. Mm. Ah! Tobuscus.] 
They all hope they can survive until 
November 22 in theaters and IMAX