That's all you got?
That's all you got?
That's all you got?

I don't put glue sticks in my nose and um
Get my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor [bad word] Some college dorm [bad word] 
Face down in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers' market
White girls buy produce
Take them home, make them drink grey Goose

White boy wasted
Glue stick pasted
White boy wasted
Glue stick pasted

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I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle
Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial
Oh that's a [bad word] dial, [bad word] ting [bad word] stagger, [bad word] swagger

I don't rap good, it don't matter
Can't sing good, it don't matter
Cause I'm whacked-out sleepwalking
On a quest for God at my friend's apartment

White boy wasted
Glue stick pasted
White boy wasted
Glue stick pasted

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When I say "awkward", y'all say "silence"
Awkward
Awkward
Yeah.

Super Soaker filled with Four Loko
Plus SoCo, real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That's a metaphor.

Another metaphor: Like icing on a Cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain't no fun
Listen, imma teach you a lesson
Let's start at number
One: Sleep is the best way to save money
Two: Money is the best way to have 
Three: [bad word] is the best way to feel nothing
Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep
So stay up until you wake up

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