Excuse me bartender, I believe I need a double

 Double Double

 Hook:
 Drink, Drink
 Don't want no juice, no juice
 splash of Grape Drank with my Grey Goose, help me get loose. 2x

 Verse 1:
 She want to the top shelf vodka. I canʼt stop her
 Itʼs like a night at the opera. Nothing but drama
 She take a drink and another, a drink and another
 Now she bent [bad word] up like no other
 Now I got to babysit. [bad word]  I was trying to take her out, to take her home and hit
 She was cute, I was just trying to get some love
 Now she want to pick a fight with a chick in the club
 I gotta ....Break it up break it up
 I gotta.... break it up break it up
 They ask us to leave but she says please, not until I finish these

 Hook: Drink Drink. Donʼt want no juice, no juice
 splash of Grape drink w my Grey Goose help me get loose. 2x

 Post: Sugar, Water, Purple. Sugar, Water Purple & Alcohol. 2x

 Verse 2:
 She doing way much, better pump the brakes
 I can stand a lot but thats all I can take
 In lust with a lush, thats my only mistake
 This girl trying to drink 3 times her weigh
 I enjoy a little sippy. (sippy)
 I enjoy a little sippy. (sippy)
 But this girl just get [bad word] [bad word] 
 This girl just get [bad word] [bad word] 
 Now jeez Louise, you better get Thelma to hold your hair back. Thelma to hold your hair back. Get some of that....

 Hook

 Post

 Vamp:
 Letʼs go get some food. Letʼs go get some food Iʼm [bad word] hungry. (soak it up soak it Up) 2x

 Hook

 Post

 Sugar, water and of course purple