[Verse 1: Artists]
[Leonardo]
Cowabunga dudes, a-let's get it on
Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance
We got the classical technique to kick these
Three-toed freaks back under the street (ooh)
I'll take a turtle and I'll turn him into mince meat
You don't really wanna step to Da Vinci
I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow
So lemme pass the mic to my man Donatello
[Donatello]
Hard shell but you're gross in the middle
Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel
Born in goop, raised in [bad word] I slice through a group of ninjas like [bad word] (oops)
[Raphael]
Yo, Raphael and I came to flow
Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned till I croaked
I'm an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling
I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling
[Michelangelo]
Oh, Michelangelo and I'm giant
I made David but I'll slay you like Goliath
I'm a rap god and you can't quite touch me
This battle's your Last Judgment, [bad word] me
[Donatello]
We drop science
[Raphael]
We got the mathematics
[R&D] The architects of rebirth are rap addicts
You beat the Foot but it won't go well
[Donatello]
When you catch an Italian [All] boot to the half-shell

Turtles:
[Leonardo] The wisdom of our master (Splinter)
[Donatello] Taught us not [bad word] to violence (Master Splinter)
[Raphael] But our master (Master Splinter)
[Michelangelo] Ain't here, dudes (hyah)
[Leonardo] I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blade
Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away
[Michelangelo] I can Bebop and Steadyrock a mic, sucka
I'm a pristine Sistine nunchucka
[Raphael] (Uh) Oh hi, I'm a cool [bad word] guy
Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai
[Donatello] Uhh, Dona-tell me who you are again, dude
Cause I don't gottamelatta of clue what you do

Artists:
[Donatello] That's because you mutants are too immature
[Leonardo] You wouldn't know genius if it [bad word] in your sewer
[Raphael] We got the talent [all] and the minds [Raphael] and the rhymes so sweet
[Michelangelo] We're like your NES game [all] cause we can't be beat

Turtles:
[Leonardo] Yo, go ahead and hate, we'll just skate on by
[Michelangelo] You guys draw more [bad word] than New York pride
[Leonardo] We're the [all] TMNT, drop kicking Italy (go)
[Michelangelo] Chowing on your tower made of pizza (go), [Leonardo] save a slice for me