(Captain Jack Swallows)
Yo, Yo, Yo, Check this out.
Lazy pirate day, set sail in the afternoon.

(Random Pirates)
We got these dope [bad word] grillz from melted doubloons!

(Captain Jack Swallows)
I named my ship Fantasia after the American Idol Winner!

(Random Pirates)
He should've named it studder! Yeah, yeah, boy! That's one big [bad word] 
Seacrest out!

(All)
We are the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
Yes, the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
You love us Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
Count us Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!

(Pirate Whores)
Check me out, boys, I got real big *Beep*
I know all you pirates wanna *Beep*
Think about putting your *beep*
in my *beep*
I know you're begging *beep* when ya *beep*
In my *beep beep* (oohh yeah...)
Take out your swords and *beep beep beep**beepbeepbeepbeep*
Lick... *beep beep* and suck *beep*

(All)
We are the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
Yes, the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
You love us Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
Count us Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!

(Captain Jack Swallows)
Word to the kraken!