You’re not gonna believe this I just found out the last American ManEagle is still out there, and you can bet your balls I’m gonna ride that bird and bring freedom back to this town. 

Born free, it’s America

Big stuff, it’s America

High five, it’s America

Watch Out It’s America

I think we’re all turning red, white, and blue

“You guys ready for some America Stuff?”

Hot Dog, Cheese Puff

Hit em with a football

Put your boots up, cus Oprah’s watching nascar

Chuck Norris, Ford [bad word] 
Who doesn’t wanna see Aerosmith?!

I think we’re all turning red, white, and blue.

Born free, it’s America

Big stuff, it’s America

High five, it’s America

Watch Out It’s America

I think we’re all turning red, white, and blue