I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky.
Here we go! 

Alan Hammond, Alec [bad word] 
Amanda Renick, Alessandra Miller,
Alex Yau, Amanda Caronna,
Amanda Matthews, Antor [bad word] 
Antoino Campanozzi, Ariana Filippini,
Ariel Nunez, Arjun Natarajan,
Arnold Nguyen, Brandon Nguyen,
Charlotte Lynn-Lynn Smith, Camilla Huren,
Ary, Ashjorn Mansa,
Ashley Carey, Austin McGee,
Ben Lotinga, Benjamin Alvear, Bergiml,
Blake Lindler, Brendan Taggart,
Brent.
No last name?
Guess not. 

Bryce Roeber, Casey "Chibi" Watts,
Cassie Moore, Chad Blyer, Chantizzle,
Charles Sybert, Chelsi Nichole,
Cheryl Hornyak, Chris Barry,
Chris Bigelow-low-low, and don't forget
Alex Sinclair, Andrew Hayes, Andrew Higgenson, Bryan A.D. Smith, Chris Cosnererererererer. Yeah! 

I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. 

Ian: I'll miss my balls if they get blown up. 

Anthony: Yeah, we should probably hurry the [bad word] up or we're no gonna have balls anymore. 

Christian Hinze,
Cody Feiner, Cody Kreppein,
Collin Smith, Colt. Again, no last name.
These people are weird. Connor Handley, Dallas,
Darren Foo, David Noubani,
Deirdree, Dirk Pristofer,
Duarte Santos, Dylan Romagnola,
Ethan Fisher, Evan Teed,
Felix Bammer, Felix Principie-Gillespie, Flate, Fluffy Bunny,
Garret Natysin, Gian,
Grant Crazyscotsman, Graser10, Hanan,
Hannahbelle, Hector Rincon,
Holly Moffat, Isak Schramm,
J. Red Eagle 7, Jack Hughes,
Jack Porter, Jacob, Jacob Poshka, Jake Amato,
Jalilah, James Mcnutt, Jared B., Jennifer Linder,
Jente, Jimmy Fitch,
Joakim Lindahl, Joe Cheeseman,
Joe Retoast, Joel Givan,
Eddie Gambler, Elamr Hannesson,
Corran [bad word] Hope,
Griffin Johns, Cody Houston,
Woo-woo! 

I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. 

Ian: lot of people have one names. It's super weird, right? 

Anthony: No, it's like Prince, Madonna, or Drake. 

Ian: Uh, Drake's got a last name dude. It's Drake Bell, duh. 

Joel Keizer, Joel Turneur,
Johanne Cazal, John Osorne,
Johnny Wu, Josh Langman,
Josh Leggero, Joshua Howe,
Joshua Yarrow, Juan Manuel Molina Molina,
Kaleigh Anderson, Karma Johnson,
Kason, Katelyn Maskell,
Katy Beckmann, Kevin H,
Kurtis Loveless, Lainey McCamley,
Lance Heffner, Liisa Naapanki,
Liva, Lomyen [bad word] 
Louise Kristension, Luke "Skywalkr" Scribner,
Luke O'Connell, Lucas Ball,
Manuel Vidal, Makena Wolcott,
Malcolm Thomforde, Manuel [bad word] 
Marcela, MarcenWare,
Maria G. Alvarez, Matty T.,
Matthijis van der Jagt, Max Drewewews,
Maxwell Attamimi, Melody Strickland,
Mia Kirk, Michael,
Michael Brown, Michelle Cardnuto,
Mike, Mitch Pace,
Moe, John Nikolis,
Kimberly, Leah Gimbutas,
Marcelo Garza Castell, Maria Christou,
Marine Purssell, Micah Wiese,
And you know we can't forget
MrKamek123. 

I know it's kinda late and you think we're kinda lame
But these are all the awesome people who helped fund the game.
We gotta rap real fast so we don't die
And get our ball sacks blown all into the sky. 

Ian: Life without balls can't be so bad, right? 

Anthony: We'll be like really ugly girls. 

Ian: I kinda like ugly girls. I've even kissed one once. 

Anthony: Dude, that was your mom. 

Ian: Oh yeah. (gets surprised by creepy bomber guy) 

Nick Shar