I need an easy friend 
I do... with an ear to lend 
I do... think you fit this shoe 
I do... won't you have a clue. 

I'll take advantage while 
You hang me out to dry 
But I can't see you every night 
For free 
I do. 

I'm standing in your line 
I do... hope you have the time 
I do... pick a number too 
I do... keep a date with you. 

I'll take advantage while 
You hang me out to dry 
But I can't see you every night 
For free 
I do. 

I need a costume change 
So i wouldn't be so lame
I do...wish i was more rock
I do...so you now my [bad word] 

I'll take advantage while 
You hang me out to dry 
But I can't see you every night 
For free 
I do...