Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.
Tripping on acid makes you flaccid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Puffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.

Well I've tried 'em all and I might sound [bad word] But my favorite [bad word] is a nice cold beer.

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love
Beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of
Nyquil.
Ecstasy okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze ah chew.
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffeine only makes me mean.
Huffing spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the [bad word] 

Well I tried 'em all and I might sound [bad word] But my favorite [bad word] is a nice cold beer.

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love
Beer.

Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.

Tripping on acid makes you flacid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and [bad word] Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.

Well I've tried 'em all and I (might sound [bad word] 
But my favorite [bad word] is a (nice cold beer).

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love
Beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of
Niquil.
Ecstacy's okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew.
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffiene only makes me mean.
Huffin spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the [bad word] 

Well I tried 'em all and I (might sound [bad word] 
But my favorite [bad word] is a (nice cold beer).

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love
Beer.

(We got one! )

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love
Beer.