Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
She could dance, she could sing,
Make the biggest theatre ring;
Jane could do most anything;
Whatever happened to Baby Jane?

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
When she'd walk down the street,
All the world would lie at her feet -
There was no one half as sweet.
What happened to Baby Jane?

I see her old movies on TV,
And they are always a thrill to me;
My Daddy says I can be just like her;
Well, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish I were.

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
To her smile, her golden hair?
Why must everything be so unfair?
Is there no one left to care
What really happened to Baby Jane? 

(Bette Davis:)
Here's what happened to Baby Jane:
She didn't grow up. She just grew old.
She was waiting for that big day
That her Daddy said [bad word] 
That's what happened to Baby Jane.

Here's what happened to Baby Jane:
She thought the world was at her feet.
That is what her Daddy said was [bad word] 
But her Daddy didn't always know.
Your Daddy doesn't always know.

So for the past forty years, 
Her life has been nothing but tears.
Her Daddy said something great was to be,
And she hoped and hoped and hoped, and she hoped.

(Debbie and Bette:)
And that's what happened to Baby Jane,
To her smile (To her smile),
Golden hair (Her golden hair);
Why must everything be so unfair?
Now there's no one left to care
And that's what happened to Baby Jane.
And that's what happened to Jane,
What really happened to Jane.