Grigori Rasputin:
Cool moustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union [bad word] states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia, and the history books unfold ya
As a messed up [bad word] bent in the mind
Who built a superpower but he paid the price
With the endless [bad word] [bad word] lives
If you're a man of steel, I spit kryptonite!
Big [bad word] mystic, known to hypnotize
I could end you with a whisper to your wife!

Joseph Stalin:
Look into my eyes, you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made [bad word] his [bad word] #33;
You think I give a [bad word] about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!
You got off easy when they pickled that moose [bad word] 
I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot
Your whole family, shot! All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!
Starve you for days till you waste away
I even [bad word] [bad word] when I'm laid in state
Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture
Drop the hammer on you harder than I [bad word] slapped Hitler

Vladimir Lenin:
I have no pride for you
 [bad word] everything my revolution was doing
To stop the Bourgeoisie
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip-hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do [bad word] tonight
And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right hand man
But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!
Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

Mikhail Gorbachev:
Knock knock knock knock
Did somebody say birthmarks?
Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost
 [bad word] made a mess and the war got cold
Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt
If your name end with "in", time to get out!
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, player!
Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!
You two need yoga, you need a shower
And you all need to learn how to handle real power!

Vladimir Putin:
Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me
I spit hot borsch when I'm [bad word] these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling [bad word] сука
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me lived a half-life [bad word] [bad word] at me
You don't know what you're doing
When you try to best a rhyme against a mind like Putin
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!