All the bearded ladies raise your hands

Well she walks in the room and she takes my breath away
Yeah she turns me on in a beard-related way
When we walk down the street people stop and stare
She's a whole lotta woman with a whole lotta facial hair

She's my baby
She's my baby
She's my y bearded lady
She's so heavy
She's so fine
And her beard is all mine it's all mine 

All the bearded ladies everywhere
Time to show the world your facial hair
Time to rise up and make a stand
All the bearded ladies raise your hands
I wanna stroke your chin all over
Grab your beard and pull you closer
Your facial hair just drives me crazy
I'm sending my love to all the bearded ladies

Well we lie awake and we stroke each other's beards
When she whispers sweet nothings her facial hair tickles my ear [bad word] our beards together and I feel her soft caress
And then she dips her beard in oil [bad word] it all over my chest

She's my baby
She's my baby
She's my y bearded lady
She's so heavy
She's so fine
And her beard is all mine it's all mine 

All the bearded ladies everywhere
Time to show the world your facial hair
Time to rise up and make a stand
All the bearded ladies raise your hands
I wanna stroke your chin all over
Grab your beard and pull you closer
Your facial hair just drives me crazy
I wanna make love to all the bearded ladies

All the bearded ladies
Take my hand
Bearded ladies
I'll be your bearded man
Bearded ladies
I am in a band
All the bearded ladies
All the bearded ladies everywhere
Time to show the world your facial hair
Time to rise up and make a bearded stand
All the bearded ladies raise your hands!
Yes!

Beards!