[Intro]
Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!
Mom: Alex!
Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said [bad word] 
Alex: *Sniff* Gosh

[Verse 1]
I work at home in my parent's basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice
 [bad word] 
It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman
 [bad word] 
I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman

[Verse 2]
Back to calls with no prescription
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
I'm a London white boy repping ATL
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
 [bad word] 
 [bad word] 

[Bridge]
I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ Skream [bad word] I'm [bad word]  Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh [bad word] I'm a space ghost perpetrator
Bottom half of Idolator
Checked the Tyler the Creator
Blogospheric mimicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex
I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
 [bad word]