The road is [bad word]  hard,
The road is [bad word]  tough-ah,
There's no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
It's the [bad word]  road my friend
But it's the only road I know.
When I'm lunchin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

The road is [bad word]  hard,
It's also really [bad word]  tough,
There's no question that
It don't take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But it's the only [bad word]  road I know,
When I'm snackin' on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why can't I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because I'm talkin' about the road. [5X]
Road!