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I was a humble student, and essays were my trade,
Inside a giant tree with all the bugs is where I stayed.
Every day a parable, a lesson to learn from
About the vaguest subjects, oh, my work was never done!

Every scrap of knowledge was concepted on the fly
The context would be infinite but still I would scrape by!
How I would apply this stuff I simply never knew
But that's the kind of thing that every student must go through!

But Disney sold us princesses to little girls in awe,
So I exploded, then I died, and now I am a god!

So now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands!
I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands!
And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne!
I got a pretty hat and now [bad word] the unknown!

I guess since I'm a princess and a brand new deity
I should perform some miracles or place some minds at ease
But I never had a plan for this, much to my dismay,
So I'll just tell my subjects that it all will be okay!

I don't know what the masses want, I haven't got a clue
I'm really quite reclusive if I frankly must be [bad word] But in order to push plastic, seems there is no other way
I just hope my undying fans won't find themselves betrayed!

So now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands!
I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands!
And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne!
I got a pretty hat and now [bad word] the unknown!

So all [bad word] of goddessing are different than I've thought
I've got to talk to others and they make me leave my spot
I've got a list of problems and it stretches twenty miles
But when I travel down the street they make me wave and smile

For what it's worth this princess thing is not all that I dreamed
It seems like pushing all this tripe is just a crooked scheme
But they gave me godly powers whether not I [bad word] Well I'm just hoping we'll find that we [bad word] hosed!

So now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands!
I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands!
And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne!
I got a pretty hat and now [bad word] the unknown!

I guess I must admit I wasn't really quite prepared
And things have not exactly gone to quite as I've declared
In times [bad word] I guess that maybe will they will look ahead
And not drop godly powers on ungodly ponies' heads!

Yet I must confess that there is one last thing to write
Because I've learned a lesson and I think it's very bright
If something seems successful just be thankful for what's there
And don't cause everyone to scream and pull out all their hair!

'Cause now it's rise (up)! Live (long)! I'm forging brand new lands!
I don't know what I'm doing but I'm birthing life from sands!
And now it's yes (lord)! Thank (you)! I've got myself a throne!
I got a pretty hat and now [bad word] the unknown!