Yeah, I won't always do the right thing
 When I'm alone, I'm [bad word]  God [bad word]  I'm one handsome man

Oh, you're a star, I know you quite like me
 You make me hard but baby, you're not me
 Nobody will love me more than I do

I'm in love with myself
 I'm in love with myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself

I won't never disappoint me
 When I'm alone looking in the mirror
 God, oh my, that's one pretty sight

Oh, you're a charm but not enough of me
 When I'm alone, no one ever disagrees
 Nobody will love me more than I do

I'm in love with myself
 I'm in love with myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself, I love myself

Whatever you say, whatever you say, whatever
 Whatever you say, whatever you say, whatever
 Whatever you say, whatever you say, whatever
 Whatever you say, whatever you say, whatever

I'm in love with myself
 I'm in love with myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself

I love myself
 I love myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love myself
 Oh yeah, oh yeah