Tonight we witness the final contest
two men enter and two men shall leave
but each must answer now my questions three

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Yea! Wooh! Alright! Alright OK! Now...

How could we ship all these jobs to Shanghai
when america invented the chicken pot pie
we 've brought cases against china for violating [bad word] we are going to insist that china plays by the [bad word] they’re hacking into [bad word] counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
our patents, our designs
OK
china’s a potential partner if it’s following [bad word] we wanted to trade with them
but you gotta play by [bad word] 
now that we’re finally bringing troops home
won’t the afghans be lonely when they’re all alone
when afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country YEA
there’s no reason why Americans should die
the Taliban they’re gonna [bad word] back in when we go
the afghan forces have to be able to provide security

why should [bad word] the show
we decimated al-qaida’s core
tell us cause we need to know
I want to bring jobs back to our shores
two more weeks until we vote
we need to have strong allies
who can [bad word] the show
my strategy’s to go after the bad guys

is the threat from Iran getting overblown
or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones

their economy is in shambles
we organized the strongest sanctions in history
crippling sanctions do work
you’re seeing it now
i’m glad Romney agrees
they wanna see Israel wiped off the map
If Israel’s attacked, we have their back
Israel’s a [bad word] friend
america will stand with them

should we increase our military size
so we can keep killing every single bad guy
our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
i want to make sure that we have the ships
that are required by our navy
you mentioned that we have fewer ships
we also have fewer horses and bayonets
because our military’s changed

why should [bad word] the show
we decimated al-qaida’s core
tell us cause we need to know
i want to bring jobs back to our shores
two more weeks until we vote
we need to have strong allies
who can [bad word] the show
my strategy’s to go after the bad guys
Wow
Thank you
Thank you so much
Thank you
That's all fools

Schrieffer out, now I’m bout to go home
been a long day, so it’s time to get my drank on
90 minutes I’ve been spittin’ bout our foreign policy
90 minutes i’ll be sippin’ on a glass of Hennessy
let me leave you with a thought from my mom
go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong

Schmoyoho accent on the YO!
Debates are better as musicals
Schmoyoho accent on the YO!
Whoever sings best gets [bad word] the show

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