JANE: In my hands a swirly red green lollipop
Happiness, I've finally achieved
I will share my sweet [bad word] euphoria,
Sadness, fear—they've all just disappeared!

JAKE: Now I know, my love rekindles hastily,
I can go adventure without care.
Together now, forever; I propose to you
Let us dance, 'til we fall to the ground.

ALL: Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Sweeties, sweeties, so in love
Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy
Cuties, cuties T-T-T-Trickster Love!
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Sweeties, sweeties, so in love
Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy
Cuties, cuties --so Trickster love!

ROXY: Give it here--I renounce my sobriety
Have some drinks! We'll all be so much fun!
Why constrain myself to boring decency?
Can't we all just go make babies too?

DIRK: Oh [bad word] no.

ROXY: But *hic* It's funnn!
DIRK: No.
JANE: Pleeaase?
JAKE: Do it ol' chap!
DIRK: ... *sigh*
DIRK: I refuse this magical insanity,
But [bad word] be told I wish that I could cave.

ALL: Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Sweeties, sweeties, we're in love
Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy
Cuties, cuties T-T-T-Trickster Love!
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Sweeties, sweeties, we're in love
Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy
Cuties, cuties --so Trickster love!

JANE: Candy love, candy love
[ALL: Candy love, candy love]
JAKE: Candy love, candy love
[ALL: Candy love, candy love]
ROXY: Candy love, candy love
[ALL: Candy love, candy love]
DIRK: No [bad word] way.
ALL: T-T-T-Trickster Love!

DIRK: Guys, snap out of it. What is wrong with you?
ROXY: We solved our personal propros!
JANE: We're finally happy being us!
JAKE: So we can go get married and have babies!
DIRK: You guys didn't solve any problems! You're high and [bad word] and I—

ALL: Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Sweeties, sweeties, so in love
Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy
Cuties, cuties T-T-T-Trickster Love!
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Sweeties, sweeties, so in love
Flying, dancing, laughing in a frenzy
Cuties, cuties --it's Trickster love!