Well it was just
5 guys on a night out
(Oh)
Looks like they could box your lights out
Insatiable hunger
Looking for the one they could take home right now

They're all getting salty
Wanna be sonic but they're not fast enough
Wanna be that Mac Daddy
But this game of thrones is just too tough

And you can't be the king if you taste like [bad word] The other 4 guys don't mind a bit
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing

Wendy's just another silly girl I knew but those days are all long gone
If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong?

Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, [bad word] and inviting and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those [bad word] good fries

Well I was just
Feeling kinda greasy
Backstreets feels kinda sleazy
Prices hiked as high as your tights
And I can't help just feeling queasy

Thank god it's friday
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door
Acting up like a dairy queen and a size queen's always wanting more

KFC more like JFC
I wanna try something new to me
In with excitement, out with scoff
This disappointment can [bad word] off

Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
If I die before then of a heart attack
If there's never a first time
Then how can [bad word] back?

Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, [bad word] and inviting and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those [bad word] good fries

Have your burger however you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind

However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
(x3 to finish)