everywhere we go, keep it on the low
waifus by my side yeah that's all you gotta know
just a young hentai dude grind
tryina steal like all yo girls, takin 50 at a time

my girl left me cause she caught me watching bible black
but what a dude supposed 2 do when all the hentai whack
she bust into my room and gave a senpai heart attack
and i was on full-screen, couldn't hit on back

i said babe wait it really isn't what u think
u kno i'd never watch english dubs like a fake
i tried to play it off, senpai tryina play it cool
but then she took her stuff and packed, played me like a fool

when life pins u in a corner gotta fight back
i lost waifus over stupid [bad word] like that
this world a [bad word] an we gotta keep it real
2d over 3d no pd in my meal

boku no pico, #1, it's the deal
if u aint never watch it then u aint really real
classic love story yeah i keep it close 2 my heart
nah I'm just playin that show [bad word] from the start