I work at home in my parents' basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliche sittin' in my PJ's
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice

It's not for me
It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman

Spectacles with no prescription
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme palace, APC
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

It's not for me
It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman
And if you're tryna call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman

I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream
I'm [bad word]  Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh  [bad word] 
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
But I have to violate her
Checked the Tyler the Creator
Blogospheric mimicator
A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex
I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N with no empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
URL Badman

I got a high-brow game plan
URL Badman