Don't you ever ride on my Shetland Pony
Oh my pony
Don't you ever ride on it
Don't you ever ride on it
Don't you ever ride on it
No no no no.
He's like a tiny horse
You have to walk next to it of course
You don't ride it [bad word] for going to the shops
Hear his hooves go clippety clop
It's relaxing, relaxing [bad word] What's that you say? Oh you've got a big dog
What do you want? Some kind of award?
Look at me I feeding my pony sugar lumps
You can't do that with Mutley there
Don't you ever ride on my Shetland pony
Oh my pony
Oh oh oh
Don't you ever ride on it
Don't you ever ride on it
Don't you ever ride on it. No no no no
It can fit in your car
And you can throw it quite far
But you shouldn't do that oh no no no
'Cos it's a horse after all
And sure it might not be tall
But you will give my Shetland pony the respect it...
Don't ride it, don't ride it
Don't ride it, don't ride it
No no. That's not how he rolls
It's not how he ro-ooooollls
It's not how he rolls
It's not how it rolls
It rolls like a horse.