It's Friday I'm just straight chillin in my bed
When I turn on the TV and this is what it is said
*in news voice * The United States budget is in big trouble*
Hey Trebek, hook the feds up with a daily double

What do I do? I protest in the street
Telling people of the suburbs to despise the elite
But no one even know what that means
And neither do I, so let's eat some chick peas

The goverment is shutting down, down
So if we need a king, I'll [bad word] THIS TOWN
I can't buy a crown cause I don't have the clank
Why you ask? I need a loan from the bank

1-2-3 get ready for anarchy
Not going to school until 2023
I kind of wish I worked for the federal gov
No boring national parks? I think I'm in love

Here's Obama, and here's his wife
Here's the budget, and here's a knife
It's not that hard, get your act together
Maybe you could even sell your patent leather *ch-ching!*

I don't really care about the museums
And I don't pay taxes, go and take 50 grand
You can even take away my rights one by one
But if I can still make stupid rap songs on Youtube...we've won.

The goverment is shutting down, down
So if we need a king, [bad word] THIS TOWN
I can't get a crown because I don't have the clank
Why you ask? I need a loan from the bank

1-2-3 get ready for anarchy
Not going to school until 2023
I kind of wish I worked for the federal gov
No boring national parks? I think I'm in love