I met a man with a wabbajack
And much to my surprise
He didn't turn me into a goat
Or frog with great big eyes

I asked him "why you've got that thing if you don't wanna have some fun?"
So I grabbed the wabbajack and he became a centurion!
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Oh, Have you heard of the wabbajack
Its oh so very fun
To play with daedric artifacts
And see what we'll [bad word] 
You've got to try the Wabbajack
And see what it will do
So grab ahold of the Wabbajack
And wabbajack me too!

My dear old dad came up to me and said "son let's have a talk"
"You've turned the village to slaughterfish and left em in the muck"

He broke the Wabbajack and said
"You're wabbajacking's done!"
And all the village came back to form so now I've [bad word] 
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I ran and prayed to Akatosh to save me from the crowd
But Sheogorath heard me and made the mob a heard of cows
He came to me and said
"How wonderful you've been!"
"My Wabbajack is home with you so take this silly thing!"

And there it was repaired
And I could not believe my eyes
I gave a Daedric lord a laugh
And he gave me quite a prize

So now [bad word] from town to town
And everywhere I go
They do whatever I tell em to
Or I Wabbajack them all!
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Автор текста - Jym Pagel
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