I was seeking out for a funnel 
Not only magnets, but I could pry bar it shut 
Gluing my manhood, she was a manhole 
Like Peppy Le Pew - the scent. 
Hey, hey, had lightweight clutch 

I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate... 

Stupid assbutton 
Tweaking and flexing if the wind blows just right 
Tacky and thumbs on polyester 
High-water jumpsuits and a raped ape 
Woody had Pix-n-Fact 

I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate... 

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??? 
Don't [bad word] the foams 
My, how you've... [bad word]  [bad word]  hear my [bad word] #39; hate! 

I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate... 

Vinegar and water is gaining monthly 
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy 
Spanning downstream el rancho ovulate 
Feeding a cow a hamburger and raw 
Peter has brought me Tiki Idol 
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone 
Homesick a bay aboard the love boat 
Toni Tennille, Sonny Bono, Charo had nice set of lungs 

I got my titilate spayed 
I got my liberty 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 

A-ah: 
??? 
Don't let me fall 
Well, I gotta help: Hey, where you get live! 

We got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate spayed 
I got my titilate: