I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON BLINDBAGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR PONY SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE

YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR PONY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE HORSE

I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR PONY ON FIRE