[Steve:] You want some more of this [bad word] 
Back and easy... We could do this all year long

I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
I told you in a first song, I'll tell you in another
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
And Michael Keaton was my favourite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine [bad word]  they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls are doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly, I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, It worked out great
Got on the bus, put on my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and [bad word]  Ace of Base

Yo what can I say
It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning and bed early at night
To be productive at work I got to be well rested
Yeah [bad word] you heard what I just said

I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

I'm from a lower middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood, [bad word] My favorite toy was my [bad word]  fire [bad word]  [bad word] I used to play with that [bad word] all day long
Until I learned about  from the Sears catalogue
and then I played with my [bad word] all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long

My favorite song [bad word] I don't like to admit it
Is the Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
Everytime I hear that [bad word] [bad word] a [bad word] to my eye
Why the [bad word] did Leonardo Dicaprio had to die
Though I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones but its the worst that make me cry
Like that time in grade three when girl called me stupid face
She really hurt me, Why did she called me stupid face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible [bad word] happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal [bad word]  [bad word] 
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
When I've got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
I liked the first "Back to the future" but the second one was better
I am just a regular everyday normal [bad word] ..
I like red peppers better than the green ones

Ou-ouhh, Savin' up my money to buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about 6 months ago [bad word] 
Go Go Go Go
Go Charlie
It's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but its okay
I just stayed at home and played some videogames