Intro

First of all, there's already a popular reggae artist named Elephant Man
Second, as my mother always said, there's nothing cooler than being yourself
And third, and most importantly

(clears throat)

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F-F-F-[bad word] an MC Name
I don't need no god [bad word] MC Name
I got nothing to hide, you got something to say
(George Watsky doesn't need a [bad word] MC Name)

Verse 1 [Watsky]

If I go spit a poem If I go kick a flow
Doesn't really matter man cause the jam is a Watsky
When I get a mic and I go rip a rhythm ain't a name in the whole [bad word] game gonna stop me
Probably gonna rip it too
Cause the city wants a hippy with a bit to prove
I got [bad word] to do I got the sickest crew
And so what the [bad word] is it to you, dude
If I got no stage name I got stage game out the [bad word] 
And a master plan, It's an avalanche
When I spit a little bit of slam
And I hit you with the battleram
Got a cattle brand "GW bar none" so what do you park man?
Got money and cars? [bad word]  I study the stars
And I couldn't care less who you rep in your set show respect
I'll be rapping I bet
Lean to the left flow right Oh my god!
rose by any name got thorns as sharp
Yo, stage names are for porno stars
And Watskeet skeet skeet skeet is far
From what I'm trying to do ,Who I'm trying to be
Mother f f f [bad word] this industry
If I gotta be MC U to do MC Me
F-F-F-[bad word] the limit I got a keep [bad word] if I wanna make it to the top
Cause I be giving you what I been doing during the minutes that other rappers have been napping on the clock
Cause if I walk the walk and I talk the talk and I'm popping off cause my flow is hot
Then I'm pretty [bad word] positive I never gotta try to be somebody I'm not

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Verse 2 [Watsky]
What's in a name man, [bad word] first
I'm never gonna curse - that I got it worst when I roam the earth
It's a ridiculous coincidence that shows my worth
You know my parents went and chose my emcee name at birth
(3) I don't need a mask To cover my [bad word] 
So why would you ask? Go put me on blast
I'll take you to task
This name is my last (gasp) so put it on my tombstone when I pass
(Here lies a fine emcee, the kind who grasps the fact
That these aren't circus acts to make you clap, it's rap to make you think and act)
I think you understand by now the thought involved
That if I wanted to be called another name I would have scrawled it on the bathroom wall
I'm not apologizing for a policy that makes a college kid go call himself Thugdog and not expect assault
I'm marching on and calling all dissenters who
Would like to be included in this emcee designation coup
I'm set to get a crew
We're gonna get a clue and then we'll put it up for you to view
Coo coo ca choo I am the "insert you" [bad word] on everybody do it too

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Bridge

I invoke the spirits of the great nameless emcees who came before me:
2Pac shakur
Ali shaheed muhammad
Sean price
Saul williams
Dahlak brathwaite
Michael franti
Gabriel teodros
Joell ortiz
Mike jones
Mike shinoda from Linkin Park
I invoke the spirits of the great nameless professional athletes turned rappers who came before me:
Deion Sanders
Roy Jones Jr
Shaquille O'neal
I invoke the spirits of the great nameless white emcees who came before me:
Fred durst
Aaron carter
Kevin federline
Ommm

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 [bad word] double time + Outro