Nobody likes us at this party
No body likes us on this couch
We can't stop eating the candy
We can stop making out
The girl in the corner knows the story about the first night we met
She keeps asking "Why aren't you together yet?"

And I've got my hands in your heart, you've got your hands in my hair
I don't know these people, let them stare
And I've got you wrapped around my finger, you've got me wrapped up in your chest
We keep whispering "Why aren't we together yet?"

Should we get married tonight, once we've drank all the wine
Would you marry me and always be mine
It's such a nice night in Brooklyn, and we shouldn't be alone
Let's get married, baby, married and go home

And the moon could be our witness
And North Fifth Street the aisle
And when we kiss the stars will cheer and cry and smile
All our friends will feel left out
And our parents had no warning
But we'll call them with the good news, in the morning

So, let's get married tonight, once we've drank all the wine
Would you marry me and always be mine
It's such a nice night in Brooklyn, and we shouldn't be alone
Let's get married, baby, married and go home

I don't really wanna be at this party anymore [bad word] out of jelly beans and there's no wine left to pour
Oh, oh, we don't wanna be at this party anymore
Make up lies and say goodbyes and meet me at the door

And let's get married tonight, once we've drank all the wine
Would you marry me and always be mine
It's such a nice night in Brooklyn, and we shouldn't be alone
Let's get married, baby, married and go home

Let's get married tonight, once we've drank all the wine
Would you marry me and always be mine
It's such a nice night in Brooklyn, and we shouldn't be alone
Let's get married, baby, married and go home
Let's get married, baby, married and go home