Hard to be a girl
So nice to be a boy.
In my room at night
Not a pretty site.
Here's an empty kiss 
Marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.
I can be a good boy too, 
Just let me out of the stable.
Sausages and eggs,
and hot and sour soup. 
Thank me for your time,
Cause I can be as bad as you. 
Hard to be a girl
That's what the oracle told me
I don't care what she says
I assume it's best to be lonely.