It's time to wake up Stan.

It's time to stand up and be a man

Be the husband that you told her you were gonna be

Forever

But I can't see what's wrong with you

You got a wife, a hot one too

But if you keep on looking you won't end up together

Oh, my God, is she not hot enough for you dad

Those lips, hips and face

Body's all over the place

Oh yeah. [bad word]  that's my mama

Mmm, [bad word]  if that wasn't my mama

Stan you know it's not fair

Why you looking at some other ho

When she's got the milky [bad word] and silky hair

Helen Keller open your eyes

You got the perfect wife

The time inside her was the best [bad word] 9 months of my life

Is she not hot enough for you dad

Ohh, oh my God, oh my God

Now I'm thinking maybe she's just too hot for someone as blind as you.