Oh my lord, oh woe is me
Why can't I win the lottery?
All I need is a hundred million bucks
To turn my luck around 'cause my life, it sucks
So why can it be, that I can win the lottery?
Oh please, oh lord, oh won't you do this for me?

Oh my lord, why am I so poor?
I a sinner for wanting more?
nice big house and a swimming pool
Situated near an all-girl-school
And maybe my own jetplane,
'Cause traffic drives me insane
Or maybe, oh lord, I could get a bigger brain.
 [bad word] 
'Cause I'm sick of working,
But I'm working all the time
And the things that I own
They are just, barely mine
Oh, and I am so afraid that
Somebody's gonna take them away
Because someday, I won't be able to pay.

Oh, my lord, why am I so broke?
That I can't afford to buy a pack of smokes
Why oh why, tell me, should it be
That I should live in such poverty
I'm a hard working guy,
Who's worked most of his life
Oh please oh lord, oh won't you give me a sign
 [bad word] 
'Cause I'm sick of working
But I'm working all the time
And the things that I own
They are just, barely mine
Oh, and I am so afraid that
Somebody's gonna take them away
Because someday, I won't be able to pay.

Oooh, lalalala lala la lala
Oooh, lalalala lala la lala
Oooh, lalalala lala la lala
La lala la lala la laaa

Oh my lord, oh woe is me
Why can't I win the lottery?
All I need is a hundred million bucks
To turn my luck around 'cause my life, it sucks
So why can it be, that I can win the lottery?
Oh please, oh lord, oh won't you do this for me?