My head is a box full of nothing
And that's the way I like it
My garden's a [bad word] And that's the way I like it
And that's the way I like it
Your body's a dream that turns violent
And that's the way I like it
And that's the way I like it
The winter is long in the city
And that's the way I like it

So please
Baby please
Open your heart
Catch my disease

I was backstage in Pomona
And that's the way I like it
She drank beer with Coca-Cola
And that's the way I like it
And that's the way I like it
She told me about the winds from Santa Ana
And that's the way I like it
And that's the way I like it
She told me she loved me like fireworks
And that's the way I like it

So please
Baby please
Open your eyes
Catch my disease

So please (PLEASE!!)
Baby [bad word] on
Catch catch my disease (Catch it!!)

They play Good Charlotte on the radio
And that's the way I like it
They play Sleepy Jackson on the radio
And that's the way I like it
And that's the way I like it
I hear Beyonce on the radio
And that's the way I like it
Coz that's the way I like it
They DON'T play me! on the radio
And that's the way I like it

So please
Baby please
Open your heart
Catch my disease

So please
Baby [bad word] on
Catch my disease

So please
Baby please
Open your heart
Catch my [bad word] on
Catch my disease