The only words of courtship
Ever uttered to me
"This will do, this will do"
So let me utter once more
The universal [bad word] 
The great dark man is a lie
Is not alive
Is a lie

If I had to be missed by that meteorite
I'll try and prove a point to the Aborigines
Who say I don't have the right
I'll varnish my toenails to this end
On military [bad word] I will not pretend
Cos' anyone can get killed

So look at me Sir how could
I hope to solicit anyone
With my hennaed hair it's abundantly clear
And in the broad daylight
In a crowded street
I just proved the police are liars
They are liars
Disguised as human beings
They are liars

If I had to be missed by that meteorite
I'll try and prove a point to the Aborigines
Who say that I'm not alive

My only problem is that
I look like a male [bad word] 
Thank you father for
Acknowledging at least a part of my problem
I shall be leaving here soon
And I promise you sincerely
That I shall try not [bad word] back
I will [bad word] back
Not till you're dead
And what a nuisance