(1)
I'm Iror Pachmelnik Zakuskov
And i'm an engineer!
Just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer!
Fnd then I'll show you all of mine [bad word] everywere
i can expain the world for you,
all that i need is chair.
I build many buildings,
well some of tham haz failed
i had to leve my country,
so trough the sea i saled!
 [bad word]  [bad word] me! I'm an engineer!
I think we'll put this thing right here [bad word] me! I'm an engineer!
What the [bad word] did just happend here? [bad word] me! I'm an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear [bad word] me! I'm an engineer!
Oh, [bad word]  I think i'm outta here.

(2)
I build a lot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my bridges are very secure! [bad word] have no chanse!
You want to drive a broken car
I can help you in this!
No wheel, no tire! No problem!
Those parts i newer mees!
I drive my tractor like a boss
see what i jump just did ?!
You say this is impossible?
Just like i give a [bad word] 
 [bad word] 

(3)
I am an engineer
and i having good time now
physical calculate?
what does it mean i don't know
You know, learning by doing?
Well, I do and you learn
let me make my work here first
and then there is you turn
I feel really well
i get paid more then you
cuz i am endineer
and who are you? repair creeeeew!

(4)
my good diplome give me jobs
although i did'nt study
I simply got this from my friend
as a Burthday gift, from buddy!
Sinse then i travel everywere
and sometimes build a road
you say it's bad? But a'm a Pro!
I [bad word] in expert mode!
My bicicle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor
i once tried to cath the sun
and durty break to wash
noow i say: my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh