Everyone I looked up to
Had a white moustache and tophat to match 
I might laugh if I had a chance 
Might laugh if I had a chance 
Everyone I looked up to 
Had a white moustache and tophat to match 
I might laugh if I had a chance 
Might laugh if I had a chance 

They had a [bad word] 
They were a two-faced fraud 
If it wasn't for them... oh god 

It's just one of those days 
It's just one of those days 
This just came in 
This just came in 
It's hip to be square 

Role models don't exist 
No one told you, so [bad word] to this 
Role models don't exist, role models don't exist 
Role models don't exist 
No one told you, so [bad word] to this 
Role models don't exist, role models don't exist