Look in the mirror and tell me what's the latest fashion news
 See all the lotions and potions and shampoos for you to use
 Don't let them slip away for another day, so use your card

 Beauty hand cream shiny blond
 Anti wrinkle too
 Perfect bronzer, body butter
 Self tanning cream

 Healthy glow for facial skin
 All these things you do
 So you will be glorious and divine

 Then if I once dare to look at you suddenly I [bad word]  I'm like the others and probably I just want to [bad word] you
 And besides I'm late, hairdressers don't wait, but give me a call

 Beauty hand cream shiny blond
 Anti wrinkle too
 Perfect bronzer, body butter
 Self tanning cream

 Healthy glow for facial skin
 All these things you do
 So you will be glorious and divine

[Guitar Solo]

 Beauty hand cream shiny blond
 Anti wrinkle too
 Perfect bronzer, body butter
 Self tanning cream

 Healthy glow for facial skin
 All these things you do
 So you will be glorious and divine

 Beauty hand cream shiny blond
 Anti wrinkle too
 Perfect bronzer, body butter
 Self tanning cream

 Healthy glow for facial skin
 All these things you do
 So you will be glorious and divine