(Ugh, stop staring at us. Whatever, we know we're cute.
You can keep staring if you want. Uh-huh.)

We're cute, and there's two of us.
So cute, there's not much to discuss.
Two times as cute as you.

We're twins, yeah,
We're doubly cute.
You can't deny
That you're jealous of our sailor suits.

We're cuter than this,
We're cuter than that,
And we're not through
'Cause we're twice as cute as you!

We're cuter than this,
We're cuter than that,
And we're not through
'Cause we're twice as cute as you!

Yeah, the girls are cute 'cause they told me so,
And they pay my wage, so I rap in the show.
I drive this limo, I don't go slow,
And I don't stop driving 'til I get to the chateau.

When I'm not chauferring their overpriced wheels,
I fold their laundry and I cook their meals.
I do what they say so I don't get the boot,
I even rap songs about how they're too cute.

We're cuter than this,
We're cuter than that,
And we're not through
'Cause we're twice as cute as you!

We're cuter than this,
We're cuter than that,
And we're not through
'Cause we're twice as cute as you!

Twin, twins, two, two.
We're so twins, two two.
You wanna be me,
And you wanna be me.

Two!

Twin, twins, two, two,
We're so twins, two two.
You wanna be me,
And you wanna be me.

Two!