It's called the iPad 2 
All new design for you 
Better than Motorola Xoom 
Gotta get me an iPad 2 

'Cause you ain't got s*** 
Without an chip 

We started off in 2001 with the iPod 
And, uh, we've been at it ever since (At it ever since) 
Then in 2007, we added the the iPhone 
And in 2010, we added the iPad 

It's called the iPad 2 
All new design for you 
Better than Motorola Xoom 
Gotta get me an iPad 2 

'Cause you ain't got s*** 
Without an chip 

iPad 2, an amazing product 
What can we improve? 
Faster, lighter, thinner, cameras, gryoscope 
And [bad word] in two colors 
Black and white and we're gonna be shipping white from day one 

It's called the iPad 2 
All new design for you 
Better than Motorola Xoom 
Gotta get me an iPad 2 

Apple Inc. FTW 
'Cause it's a third of an inch thin 

It's called the iPad 2 
All new design for you 
Better than Motorola Xoom 
Gotta get me an iPad 2 

iPad would be perfect 
With 326 pixels per inch 

Gotta get me an iPad 
It's plain to see 
Other tablets are so bad 
 [bad word] is not for me 

It's called the iPad 2 
All new design for you 
Better than Motorola Xoom 
Gotta get me an iPad 2 

'Cause you ain't got s*** 
Without an chip 

It's called the iPad 2 (It's called the iPad) 
All new design for you 
Better than Motorola Xoom (Better than Motorola) 
Gotta get me an iPad 2 

When I get my iPad 2 
I'll say "thank you, Steve" 
Gotta get my iPad 2 
Before the iPad 3