It’s the little things in life that matter, keep you sane 
Like some personal space in the checkout lane 
When you crawl up my [bad word] before I can even pay 
I want to turn around and swipe my debit card down your [bad word] face 
See your car in my [bad word] up on me fast 
I’m 10 miles over limit, yet you’re right on my [bad word] 
Only one way now to show you I feel 
Slam my foot on the brake, your head through the windshield 

Small town, big shot pigs 
Small [bad word] power trip 
Ignorant hick [bad word] 
political sticker dump 
Your opinion sucks 

Online troll coward 
Sticky keyboard nerd [bad word] miserable clerks 
Moan and groan, so slow 
Shut up and get to work 

Why can’t you just die? 

I need customer service but I’m sent overseas 
To the bank’s Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves 
Below minimum wage, yeah I feel kind of bad 
For telling them to shove the [bad word] phone up their [bad word] 
Reality TV, more scripted than movies 
Fascinated by [bad word] families 
Honey Boo Boo, Duck Dynasty 
But the people that watch each week are the biggest freaks 

Phishing e-mail scams 
Sent from foreign lands 
“Homeless” [bad word] addicts 
Man, If I had the money to give 
I’d be buying it 

Your car pulls in front of me 
No wave or nod that I see 
Follow you home angrily 
I’m gonna [bad word] flip out 

I know I should feel bad but I don’t this is real