I don't know why but today seems like it's going to be a great day!

There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way

The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!

There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep *snort* and I don't know why!

 

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?

No

Fantastic news *maniacal laughter*

 

Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!

My heart is racing along [bad word] papapam pam!

So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!

They say young man, the worlds your oyster- HEY! HEY GET THE F***K OFF ME! NO! F**K NO!

*Sniffle* Just give me second. *Snort*

I don't know why but today seems like it's going to be a great day!

Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids!

It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna move to Spain [bad word] with the bulls

And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say we were wrong about you Dennis

 
Hey Dennis!

That's my name!

Are you really going [bad word] with the bulls?

Why would I do that?

Cuz you said you were gonna!
 [bad word] on man, that was like three days ago-OR WAS IT?

 

Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free

Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?

Now I'm over here, now I'm over there

Now under this dude, now I'm back in the tree

Now I'm hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin and Tom Petty!

 

Get the F***K out of here

What?

NOW.

Tom!

 

Why would they dis me? I thought they were my homies! *snort*

 

Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease

But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix.

 

 [bad word] 

What is wrong with him?

 [bad word] 

He's on [bad word] 

Oh.

*spits*