I thought and I thought till I though I had thunk
 But the ship was sinking but it wasn't yet sunk
 And the porcelain we were walking on turned out to be thin ice
 Give me two shots once and give me one shot twice

 Hey, hey it's a car wheel day
 Better grab it quick before it rolls away
 Hey, hey it's a handstand day
 Better hold onto it

 In the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a light flicker
 And I need no medal, I may do with a sticker
 And the hairs on my neck stood up like people can do
 Give me two shots once and take two for you too

 Hey, hey it's a car wheel day
 Better grab it quick before it rolls away
 Hey, hey it's a Tarzan day
 Brrrraiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai
 Hey, hey it's a car wheel day
 Better grab it quick before it rolls and rolls and rolls...........